🚧 UNDER CONSTRUCTION (always) 🚧
welcome!!
This site is an unofficial archive of instructions for adulthood, written after nobody handed them over. It holds games, tutorials, objects and other evidence, made for anyone curious enough to click around. Each item opens in its own window and can be closed without consequence. Pick an object, read the instructions, and notice which ones you were already following.
sticker board
Messy Suzy! Suzy's life fell out of her bag and is all over the floor. Help Suzy sort out her timeline: drag five stickers into the five moments below. Tap a sticker to read its instructions.
suzy's timeline: five moments
the pile on the floor
endings found: 0/7
~ drag a sticker into a slot, or tap a sticker and then tap a slot. every sticker has instructions. ~
book corner
micro-reviews of the things i read while writing the instructions. pull one off the shelf.
← nothing is on the desk yet. tap a spine. (they are all on the script, in a way.)
about me / about this site
- currently: turning it over, again
- mood: approximately tolerating
- listening to: mortgage pre-approval hold music
- reading: Cortázar, mostly the instructions
guestbook
- 10.10.2026xX_tia_Xx
omg cool site!! so when are you buying a house?? lol♥ site author
thank you!! i'll buy a house the moment i figure out why everyone keeps asking. in the meantime i own a very nice plant. ♥ - 12.10.2026marcus_94
so when's the wedding?? mum wants to know♥ site author
tell your mum the wedding is currently in the 'someone should really look into that' stage. please send her my love and a cat photo to distract her. - 14.10.2026anonymous
have you thought about kids yet?♥ site author
i have thought about it! also about mushrooms, moving to japan and what's for dinner. forgive me for not living a life completely free of whimsy.